Novelty Socks

Bring a little luxury and style to the gift of socks. Our range of luxuriously soft socks are beautifully presented and individually gift boxed wit...

Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed co...

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Because sometimes you just n...

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% n...

Yeah, they're comfy and colourful. But the best part of these socks is that no matter what, they serve as a reminder that when things get tough, y...

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colours, geometric shapes, and altruism. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3%...

We know every student has their favourite teacher... Now you can tell everyone exactly who they should be buddying up with.  Features: Socks with...

Look at how optimistic, friendly and open to respectful discourse these foot friends are! Take that, Angry Feminist Stereotype! Features: Women...

If you're not afraid and you've got good enough suspension, everywhere is the bike path. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41...

The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Splash your feet with colour in a pair of playful Pop Corn socks. Soft and cosy on the inside and covered in tiny multi colour pom poms on the outs...

Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% ...

Knitted socks with a soft sherpa lining will keep your tootsies toasty! Funky new designs to choose from, these lounge socks have grippers on the s...

Knitted socks with a soft sherpa lining will keep your tootsies toasty! Funky new designs to choose from, these lounge socks have grippers on the s...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose.  Fits men's shoe s...

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

Dragons and wizards and shit! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Nylon Nudists Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! Features: Women's shoe size 5...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

 Keep dreaming sweetie. You're not the boss of me? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Knitted socks with a soft sherpa lining will keep your tootsies toasty! Funky new designs to choose from, these lounge socks have grippers on the s...

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotto...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Things that are bullshit: chauvinism, bigotry, a casual but confident disregard for anything you don't immediately understand. Things that are not...